that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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