last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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