Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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