You work out of a Hotel?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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