yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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