Define "chronic" masturbator.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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