Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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