he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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