I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
we're making bets on your personal life
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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