last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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