I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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