But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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