Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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