Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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