my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Green mimosas i think yes
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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