Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wat bout pragnant strippers??
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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