Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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