The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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