hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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