you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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