Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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