I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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