I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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