The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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