I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
