Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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