I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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