so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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