I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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