Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Randomize
