what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I looked at my own cervix.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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