the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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