My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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