R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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