So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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