I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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