Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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