The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
