question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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