Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My life is pants optional.
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