i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
