The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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