Where is the hickey?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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