i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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