i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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