Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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