so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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