It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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