i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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