my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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