and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Terrible idea I love it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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