first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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