Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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