I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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