Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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