Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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