When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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